Roy Horn's Esophagus Tastes Like Pork Loin

(Los Angeles, CA) - Man, I 'm beat. No energy to be witty or reflective... just the facts folks. Spent the last 2 days in Las Vegas. The highlight - Siegfried and Roy's Secret Garden. Hard to believe that the playground for a couple of Botox-bloated, German, maorexic magic nerds could be so amazing. But the beauty of the animals speak for themselves. There were a couple of large dolphin tanks and "The Garden" with several different species of large cats - White Tigers, Snow Leopards, Jaguars. But the most striking for me were the white lions. Strong, alert & meticulously groomed... the male lion was quite impressive. Unfortunately I didn't get any photos... guess you'll just have to roll over to Roy's and see for yourself.

I'd love to say the I spent my nights in Vegas drinking martinis and rolling stones at the craps table but the better part of both nights was spent watching T.V. and eating pizza. This morning I woke up early and made the final drive of my trip back to L.A. Back to reality and back to work...